This hand painted poly resin figurine of Bird Sh*t comes with Iron and Mop and some serious Turdie power. Wife to Tough sh*t this is the female Chav of Turds comes complete with log book and Turd handling tips.

Short Biography:

Many Turds will grumble that they get plenty of Sh*t from her indoors when they come home late drunk and smelling of other Turdettes. But nothingànothing compares to the sh*t dished out by Bird Sh*tàon her rogue husband Tough Sh*t.

Known to swing her iron with uncanny accuracy Tough Sh*t has the smoothest face in Turd World for all the wrong reasons. This grafting babe had a tough life growing up in the slums of Dumps ville and is one of the few Turds that can juggle ten screaming skids and still manage to catch the Jerry Sh*tslinger show.

Standing 11cm tall she is a Turd with attitude!