This hand painted poly resin figurine of Dumb Sh*t comes as thick as pig sh*t and complete with logbook and Turd handing tipsàthat are all spelt wrong!

Short Biography:

A miracle of natural de-selection Dumb Sh*t is possibly the stupidest Turd that ever existed. At the tender age of 24 years old Dumb is still sitting his finals at Turdville High School. But to be fair it is only his 8th year of re-sh*ts.

However Dumb is Turdville High SchoolÆs star shatball player. HeÆs fast with the ball just like his hero Forrest Dump. On the pitch the pupils can be heard cheering him on shouting ôRun Dummy Run!ö
Standing 11cm tall Dumbs favourite catchprase is ôJerryàJerryàJerry!ö