This hand painted poly resin figurine of Lazy Sh*t comes with his own sofa beer and remote control set. Complete with turd handling tipsà..heÆs guaranteed to do bugger all.

Short Biography:

Some Turds are destined for greatness but this is not one of them.

Able to remain motionless for extraordinary lengths of time Lazy Sh*tÆs greatest achievement was eating four barrels of tapeworms and a dumpster size helping of Maggot burgers at the æDeli BellyÆ restaurant without throwing up. To reward his exertion he then watched an eight-hour marathon of Rim Trek.

Living in Trailer Trash Park Lazy Sh*t has plenty of friends such as Dumb Sh*t to help develop his loafing skills. In fact if you saw these two together youÆd probably lapse into unconsciousness.

Standing 11cm tall this TurdÆs catchphrase is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.